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  “Fuck me, Ray,” she breathed. “Fuck me.”

  And he fucked her. He fucked her until she hammered with her fists on the table and a Royal Doulton cup and saucer joined the broken crystal on the floor. The dogs howled. Laura howled. When she sensed that Ray was about to come she pulled him closer and said, “Bite me.”

  And he bit her.

  “I really think we should have that dog put down,” said Lloyd after dinner that evening. “For God’s sake, biting you like that. It could have given you rabies or something.”

  “Don’t be silly. Big Ears isn’t in the least bit rabid. It was an accident, that’s all. I was just a bit too rough with him.”

  “It’s the thin end of the wedge. Next time it’ll be the postman, or some kid in the street. Think what’ll happen then.”

  “We are not having Big Ears put down, and that’s final. I’ll be more careful in future.”

  “You just make sure you are.” Lloyd paused, then asked, “Have you thought any more about that other matter I mentioned?”

  Oh God, Laura thought, not again. Lloyd hated their house, hated the Beaches, hated Toronto. He wanted to sell up and move to Vancouver, live in Kitsilano or out on Point Grey. No matter that it rained there 364 days out of every year and all you could get to eat was sushi and alfalfa sprouts. Laura didn’t want to live in Lotus Land. She was happy where she was. Even happier since that afternoon.

  As Lloyd droned on and on, she drifted into pleasant reminiscences of Ray’s body on hers, the hard, sharp edges of his white teeth as they closed on the soft part of her neck. They had done it again, up in the bed this time, her and Lloyd’s bed. It was slower, less urgent, more gentle, but if anything, it was even better. He was a good kisser, and the tip of his tongue found a sensitive spot at the front between her upper lip and gum that connected directly with her loins. She could still remember the warm ripples and floods of pleasure, like breaking waves running up through her loins and her belly, and she could feel a pleasant soreness between her legs even now, as she sat listening to Lloyd outline the advantages of moving the post-production company to Vancouver. Plenty of work there, he said. Hollywood connections. But if they moved, she would never see Ray again. It seemed more imperative than ever now to put a stop to it. She had to do something.

  “I really don’t want to talk about it right now, darling,” she said.

  “You never do.”

  “You know what I think of Vancouver.”

  “It doesn’t rain that much.”

  “It’s not just that. It’s . . . Oh, can’t we just leave it be?”

  Lloyd put his hand up. “All right,” he said. “All right. Subject closed for tonight.” He got up and walked over to the drinks cabinet. “I feel like a cognac,” he said.

  Laura had that sinking feeling. She knew what was coming.

  “Where is it?” Lloyd asked.

  “Where is what, darling?”

  “My snifter, my favourite brandy snifter. The one my father bought me.”

  “Oh, that,” said Laura, remembering the shattered glass she had swept up from the hardwood floor. “I meant to tell you. I’m sorry, but there was an accident. The dishwasher.”

  Lloyd turned to look at her in disbelief. “You put my favourite crystal snifter in the dishwasher?”

  “I know. I’m sorry. I was in a hurry.”

  Lloyd frowned. “A hurry? You? What do you ever have to be in a hurry about? Walking the bloody dog?”

  Laura tried to laugh it off. “If only you knew half the things I had to do around the place, darling.”

  Lloyd continued to look at her. His eyes narrowed. “Had quite a day, haven’t you?” he said.

  Laura sighed. “I suppose so. It’s just been one of those days.”

  “This’ll have to do then,” he said, pouring a generous helping of Rémy into a different crystal snifter.

  It was just as good as the one she had broken, Laura thought. In fact, it was probably more expensive. But it wasn’t his. It wasn’t the one his bloody miserable old bastard of a father, God rot his soul, had bought him.

  Lloyd sat down and sipped his cognac thoughtfully. The next time he spoke, Laura could see the way he was looking at her over the top of his glass. That look. “How about an early night?” he said.

  Laura’s stomach lurched. She put her hand to her forehead. “Oh, not tonight, darling,” she said. “I’m sorry, but I have a terrible headache.”

  She didn’t see Ray for nearly a week and she was going crazy with fear that he’d left town, maybe gone to Hollywood to be a star, that he’d just used her and discarded her the way men did. After all, they had only been together the once, and he hadn’t told her he loved her or anything. All they had done was fuck. They didn’t really know one another at all. They hadn’t even exchanged phone numbers. She just had this absurd feeling that they were meant for each other, that it was destiny. A foolish fantasy, no doubt, but one that hurt like a knife jabbing into her heart every day she didn’t see him.

  Then one day, there he was at the beach again, as if he’d never been away. The dogs greeted each other like long lost friends while Laura tried to play it cool as lust burned through her like a forest fire.

  “Hello, stranger,” she said.

  “I’m sorry,” Ray said. “A job came up. Shampoo commercial. On the spot decision. Yes or no. I had to work on location in Niagara Falls. You’re not mad at me, are you? It’s not as if I could phone you and let you know or anything.”

  “Niagara Falls? How romantic.”

  “The bride’s second great disappointment.”

  “What?”

  “Oscar Wilde. What he said.”

  Laura giggled and put her hand to her mouth. “Oh, I see.”

  “I’d love to have taken you with me. I know it wouldn’t have been a disappointment for us. I missed you.”

  Laura blushed. “I missed you, too. Want a cold beer?”

  “Look,” said Ray, “why don’t we go to my place. It’s only a top floor flat, but it’s air-conditioned, and . . .”

  “And what?”

  “Well, you know, the neighbours . . .”

  Laura couldn’t tell him this, but she had got such an incredible rush out of doing it with Ray in her own bed that she couldn’t stand the thought of going to his flat, no matter how nice and cool it was. Though she had changed and washed the sheets, she had fancied she could still smell him when she lay her head down for the night, and now she wanted her bed to absorb even more of him.

  “Don’t worry about the neighbours,” she said. “They’re all out during the day, anyway, and the nannies have to know how to be discreet if they want to stay in this country.”

  “Are you sure?”

  “Perfectly.”

  And so it went on. Once, twice, sometimes three times a week, they went back to Laura’s big house on Silver Birch. Sometimes they couldn’t wait to get upstairs, so they did it on the dining-room table like the first time, but mostly they did it in the king-size bed, becoming more and more adventurous and experimental as they got to know one another’s bodies and pleasure zones. Laura found a little pain quite stimulating sometimes, and Ray didn’t mind obliging. They sampled all the positions and all the orifices, and when they had exhausted them, they started all over again. They talked, too, a lot, between bouts. Laura told Ray how unhappy she was with her marriage, and Ray told her how his ex-wife had ditched him for his accountant because his career wasn’t exactly going in the same direction as Russell Crowe’s, as his bank account made abundantly clear.

  Then, one day when they had caught their breath after a particularly challenging position that wasn’t even in the Kama Sutra, Laura said, “Lloyd wants to sell up and move to Vancouver. He won’t stop going on about it. And he never gives up until he gets his way.”

  Ray turned over and leaned on his elbow. “You can’t leave,” he said.

  It was as simple as that. You can’t leave. She looked at him and beamed. �
��I know,” she said. “You’re right. I can’t.”

  “Divorce him. Live with me. I want us to have a normal life, go places together like everyone else, go out for dinner, go to the movies, take vacations to Florida every winter.”

  It was everything she wanted, too. “Do you mean it, Ray?”

  “Of course I mean it.” He paused. “I love you, Laura.”

  Tears came to her eyes. “Oh my God.” She kissed him and told him she loved him, too, and a few minutes later they resumed the conversation. “I can’t divorce him,” Laura said.

  “Why on earth not?”

  “For one thing, he’s a Catholic. He’s not practicing or anything, but he doesn’t believe in divorce.” Or more importantly, Laura thought, his poor dead father, who was devout in a bugger-the-choirboys sort of way, didn’t believe in it.

  “And . . .?”

  “Well, there’s the money.”

  “What money?”

  “It’s mine. I mean, I inherited it from my father. He was an inventor and he came up with one of those simple little additives that keep things fresh for years. Anyway, he made a lot of money, and I was his only child, so I got it all. I’ve been financing Lloyd’s post-production career from the beginning, before it started doing as well as it is now. If we divorced, with these no fault laws we’ve got today, he’d get half of everything. That’s not fair. It should be all mine by rights.”

  “I don’t care about the money. It’s you I want.”

  She touched his cheek. “That’s sweet, Ray, and I wouldn’t care if we didn’t have two cents between us as long as we were together, honest I wouldn’t. But it doesn’t have to be that way. The money’s there. And everything I have is yours.”

  “So what’s the alternative?”

  She put her hand on his chest and ran it over the soft hair down to his flat stomach and beyond, kissed the eagle tattoo on his arm. She remembered it from the TV commercial and the magazine, had thought it was sexy even then. The dogs stirred for a moment at the side of the bed, then went back to sleep. They’d had a lot of exercise that morning. “There’s the house, too,” Laura went on, “and Lloyd’s life insurance. Double indemnity, or something like that. I don’t really understand these things, but it’s really quite a lot of money. Enough to live on for a long time, maybe somewhere in the Caribbean? Or Europe. I’ve always wanted to live in Paris.”

  “What are you saying?”

  Laura paused. “What if Lloyd had an accident? No, hear me out. Just suppose he had an accident. We’d have everything then. The house, the insurance, the business, my inheritance. It would all be ours. And we could be together for always.”

  “An accident? You’re talking about—”

  She put her finger to his lips. “No, darling, don’t say it. Don’t say the word?”

  But whether he said it or not, she knew, as she knew he did, what the word was, and it sent a delightful shiver up her spine. The word was murder. Murder was what they were talking about. After a while, Ray said, “I might know someone. I did an unusual job once, impersonated a police officer in Montreal, a favour for someone who knew someone whose son was in trouble. You don’t need to know who he is, but he’s connected. He was very pleased with the way things worked out and he said if ever I needed anything . . .”

  “Well, there you are, then,” said Laura, sitting up. “Do you know how to find this man? Do you think he could arrange something?”

  Ray took her left nipple between his thumb and forefinger and squeezed. “I think so,” he said. “But it won’t be easy. I’d have to go to Montreal. Make contact. Right at the moment, though, something a bit more urgent has come up.”

  Laura saw what he meant. She slid down and took him in her mouth.

  Time moved on, as it does. The days cooled, but Ray and Laura’s passion didn’t. Just after Thanksgiving, the weather forecasters predicted a big drop in temperature and encouraged Torontonians to wrap up warm.

  Laura and Ray didn’t need any warm wrapping. The rose-patterned duvet lay on the floor at the bottom of the bed, and they were bathed in sweat, panting, as Laura straddled Ray and worked them both to a shuddering climax. Instead of rolling off him when they had finished, this time Laura stayed on top and leaned forward, her hard nipples brushing his chest. They hadn’t seen each other for a week because Ray had finally met his contact in Montreal.

  “Did you talk to that man you know?” she asked after she had caught her breath.

  Ray linked his hands behind his head. “Yes,” he said.

  “Does he know what . . . I mean, what we want him to do?”

  “He knows.”

  “To take his time and wait for absolutely the right opportunity?”

  “He won’t do it himself. The man he’ll put on it is a professional, honey. He knows.”

  “And will he do it when the right time comes? It must seem like an accident.”

  “He’ll do it. Don’t worry.”

  “You know,” Laura said, “you can stay all night if you want. Lloyd’s away in Vancouver. Probably looking for property.”

  “Are you sure?”

  “He won’t be back till Thursday. We could just stay in bed the whole week.” Laura shivered.

  “Cold, honey?”

  “A little. Winter’s coming. Can’t you feel it?”

  Ray smiled. “I can definitely feel something,” he said.

  Laura gave him a playful tap on the chest then gasped as he thrust himself inside her again. So much energy. This time he didn’t let her stay in control, he grabbed her shoulders and pushed her over on her back, in the good old missionary position, and pounded away so hard Laura thought the bed was going to break. This time, as Laura reached the edges of her orgasm, she thought that if she died at this moment, in this state of bliss, she would be happy forever. Then the furnace came on, the house exploded, and Laura got her wish.

  “TWO DOGS PERISH IN BEACHES GAS EXPLOSION,” Lloyd Francis read in the Toronto Star the following morning. “HOUSE-OWNERS ALSO DIE IN TRAGIC ACCIDENT.” Well, they got that wrong on two counts, thought Lloyd. He was sitting over a cappuccino in his shirt-sleeves at an outdoor café on Robson Street, in Vancouver. While the cold snap had descended on the east with a vengeance, the west coast was enjoying record temperatures for the time of year. And no rain.

  Lloyd happened to know that only one of the house’s owners had died in the explosion, and that it hadn’t been an accident. Far from it. Lloyd had planned the whole thing very carefully from the moment he had found out that his wife was enjoying a grande passion with an out-of-work actor. That hadn’t been difficult. For a start, she had begun washing the bedsheets and pillow cases almost every day, though she usually left the laundry to Phaedra. Despite her caution, he had once seen blood on one of the sheets. Laura had also been unusually reluctant to have sex with him, and on the few occasions he had persuaded her to comply, it had been obvious to him that her thoughts were elsewhere and that, in the crude vernacular, he had been getting sloppy seconds.

  Not that Laura hadn’t been careful and cleaned herself up well. Lord only knew, she had probably stood under the shower for hours. But he could still tell. There was another man’s smell about her. And then, of course, he had simply lain in wait one day when she thought he was at the studio and seen them returning together from the beach. After that, it hadn’t been hard to find out where the man, Ray Lanagan, lived, and what he did, or didn’t do. Lloyd was quite pleased with his detective abilities. Maybe he was in the wrong profession. He had shown himself to be pretty good at murder, too, and he was certain that no one would be able to prove that the explosion in which his wife and her lover had died had been anything but a tragic accident. Things like that happened every year in Toronto when the heat came on. A slow leak, building over time, a furnace not serviced for years, a stray spark or a naked flame, and BANG!

  Lloyd sipped his cappuccino and took a bite of his croissant.

  “You seem preoccupied, darling,
” said Anne-Marie, looking lovely in a low cut white top and a short denim skirt opposite him, her dark hair framing the delicate oval face, those tantalizing ruby lips. “What is it?”

  “Nothing,” said Lloyd. “Nothing at all. But I think I might have to fly back to Toronto today. Just for a short while.”

  Anne-Marie’s face dropped. She was so expressive, showing joy or disappointment, pleasure or pain, without guile. This time it was clearly disappointment. “Oh, must you?”

  “I’m afraid I must,” he said, taking her hand and caressing it. “I have some important business to take care of. But I promise you I’ll be back as soon as I can.”

  “And we’ll live in that house we saw near Spanish Beach?”

  “I’ll put in an offer before I leave,” Lloyd said. “It’ll have to be in your name, though.”

  She wrinkled her nose. “I know. Tax reasons.”

  “Exactly. Good girl.” It was only a little white lie, Lloyd told himself. But it wouldn’t look good if he bought a new house in a far away city the day after his wife died in a tragic explosion. This called for careful planning and pacing. Anne-Marie would understand. Marital separations were complicated and difficult, as complex as the tax laws, and all that really mattered was that she knew he loved her. After the funeral, of course, he might feel the need to “get away for a while”, and then perhaps Toronto would remind him too much of Laura, so it would be understandable if he moved the business somewhere else, say Vancouver. After a decent period of mourning, it would also be quite acceptable to “meet someone”, Anne-Marie for example, and start anew, which was exactly what Lloyd Francis had in mind.

  Detective Bobby Aiken didn’t like the look of the report that had landed on his desk, didn’t like the look of it at all. He worked out of police headquarters at 40 College Street, downtown, and under normal circumstances, he would never have heard of Laura Francis and Ray Lanagan. The Beaches was 55 Division’s territory. But these weren’t normal circumstances, and one of Aiken’s jobs was to have a close look at borderline cases, where everything looked kosher but someone thought it wasn’t. This time it was a young, ambitious beat cop who desperately wanted to work Homicide. There was just something about it, he’d said, something that didn’t ring true, and the more Bobby Aiken looked at the files, the more he knew what the kid was talking about.